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master of my fate
"I am the master of my fate: I am the captain of my soul."
--Invictus, William Ernest Henley

Lee Jordan RP|Wizard Renegades|Post War| FC:Luke Youngblood|Open to RPs outside of WR, crossovers, and multi-verse.
assbutts-and-asgardians:

decemberangelwrites:

I feel like this gif should be use when the fandom gets in trouble…

"wHY IS THERE SO MUCH SUPERNATURAL ON MY DASH?"

assbutts-and-asgardians:

decemberangelwrites:

I feel like this gif should be use when the fandom gets in trouble…

"wHY IS THERE SO MUCH SUPERNATURAL ON MY DASH?"

posted 7 hours ago with 66,854 notes

chibi-cas:

Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki in “Jensen Sings Outtake”

JAREDS FACE

posted 8 hours ago with 20,668 notes
DOCTOR WHO SENTENCE STARTERS

lettucedoathing:

  • “The children of my civilisation would be insulted.”
  • “You have a knack of getting yourself into trouble.”
  • “We’re always in trouble! It follows us everywhere.”
  • “I made some cocoa and got engaged.”
  • “I can’t decide whether you’re a rogue, a halfwit, or both.”
  • “You squashed my favourite Beatles!”
  • “We’re trying to defeat the Daleks, not start a jumble sale!”
  • “No one mentioned cutting throats.”
  • “I am a citizen of the universe, and a gentleman to boot.”
  • “I keep my eyes open and my mouth shut.”
  • “You might almost say the Cyberman had a… complete metal breakdown.”
  • “Have you thought up some clever plan?”
  • “I’m going to bung a rock at it.”
  • “People spend all their time making nice things and then other people come along and break them!”
  • “Logic merely enables one to be wrong with authority.”
  • “Just pretend to be stupid. Think you can manage that?”
  • “I hate computers and refuse to be bullied by them!”
  • “Great jumping gobstobbers!”
  • “You, sir, are a nitwit.”
  • “Sometimes I think ‘military intelligence’ is a contradiction in terms.”
  • “… you ham-fisted bun vendor.”
  • “You were trying to make cocoa in my lab?!”
  • “Nuclear explosions? Take the usual precautions… sticky tape on windows, that sort of thing.”
  • “Do they have mice in Atlantis?”
  • “I never thought I’d have to fire in anger at a dratted caterpillar.”
  • “Would you like a jelly baby?”
  • “You’re standing on my scarf.”
  • “Call me ‘old girl’ again and I’ll spit in your eye.”
  • “Excuse me, can you help me? I’m a spy.”
  • “You’re just a mouth on legs.”
  • “Oh, you know how it is; you put things off for a day and next thing you know, it’s a hundred years later.”
  • “I speak treason fluently.”
  • “It’s more a mental stroll in a park of psychic tranquility.”
  • “A little gratitude wouldn’t irreetrievably damage my ego.”
  • “I shall beat it into submission with my charm.”
  • “We aren’t getting anywhere playing pat-a-cake with the wall.”
  • “You’re bonkers.”
  • “Guns can seriously damage your health, you know.”
  • “Are you trying to be funny?”
  • “Absence makes the nose grow longer.”
  • “A bird in the hand keeps the Doctor away.”
  • “Every dogma has its day.”
  • “Two wrongs don’t make a left turn.”
  • “Time and tide melts the snowman.”
  • “One tends to expect advice from one’s adviser.”
  • “Do me a favour and drown yourself.”
  • “You’re a nice guy, but a little weird…”
  • “Anybody remotely interesting is mad in some way or another.”
  • “These shoes! They fit perfectly!”
  • “Am I being abducted?”
  • “Go to hell, sir.”
  • “Are you capable of speaking without flapping your hands about?”
  • “I came first in jiggery pokery.”
  • “I failed hullabaloo.”
  • “What the Shakespeare is going on?”
  • “I’ve never been slapped by someone’s mother.”
  • “Excuse me, do you mind not farting while I’m saving the world?”
  • “Are you my mummy?”
  • “That is textbook enigmatic.”
  • “They think I’m in drag!”
  • “Oh… I should have realised. He’s into musical theatre.”
  • “I can save the universe using a kettle and some string. And look at me, I’m wearing a vegetable!”
  • “I’m going to report you for… madness!!”
  • “I point and laugh at archaeologists.”
  • “Please desist from striking me.”
  • “I was promised tea!”
  • “Have you got space teeth?!”
  • “A poncho. The biggest crime against fashion since lederhosen.”
  • “Let’s die looking like a Peruvian folk band.”
  • “Okay, this is bad. At the moment I don’t know how bad, but certainly we’re three buses, a long walk, and eight quid in a taxi from good.”
  • “I’m the clever one, you’re the potato one!”

posted 8 hours ago with 1,736 notes

theshortbusblonde:

leeriverofwordsjordan:

"Thank you,"said Lee waving his wand. The items poured into the basket and he grabbed it. "Yep. Growing things. Cleaning? I could help out. Seven pounds an hour. Friend discount."

She headed outside, dumped the blankets on the grass and started spreading them out, putting a double layer on the ground to prevent being pricked by grass. “I might take you up on that, and, if you convert pounds to USD, it’s totally you picking up a little profit.” She winked at him. “Nah, I normally just attack one room a day.”

Lee carried the basket and followed her outside. “And you’d still be saving money because I’d be helping with magic so fewer hours to get the same job done assuming you haven’t killed a leviathan or something in a room recently.” He helped her spread the blankets before plopping down.” That’s the way to do it. One room at a time.”

posted 9 hours ago with 15 notes
"I hate ghouls. They creep me out."

theshortbusblonde:

She steeled herself against the ghoul’s pained yell. It only worked a little. But she didn’t flinch at it. Strange, Lee was a lot better at this than she had expected. Surprisingly natural. She wasn’t sure if he realised it, since he’d been adamant about staying away from this process this whole time. 

The ghoul glared at them, and she briefly wondered what the person the foul creature was inhabiting had been like. Her human had been kind, but stupid, and hadn’t even noticed that Ruby’s soul entering her was the kind of invasion to do damage. The woman had just let her take control. 

She mentally shook herself. Back to the task at hand. “Ew, it’s thinking about it.” She stroked the knife’s edge over the ghoul’s cheek, over its jaw and down its neck in little lines, and then plunged the knife into its shoulder. A loud yell erupted, and her eyes narrowed. “I don’t like repeating myself.”

Lee would’ve found the very concept of him being good at this disconcerting.The ghoul was understandably uncooperative. Ruby commented with disgust that the ghoul was thinking. She jabbed the knife into the fleshy part of the ghoul’s shoulder and it yelped. 

Lee leaned against the wall and closed his eyes.He usually wasn’t squeamish, but knives and blood-letting reminded him too much of something else. Lee stretched a little and faked a yawn.”She really doesn’t.If she twists that, it’ll hurt like hell. Unfortunately, as I said, I’m pretty good at healing. That means if she pulls it out and I heal it…. Good as new, but it’ll hurt just as much as the first time. Maybe more. How tender healed flesh is can vary from patient to patient.”

He hoped that wouldn’t be necessary. And he was pretty sure he was falling back into his old habit of stalling with words, but the words would have to stop sometime. “And there is the fact that I’m used to healing humans. Not ghouls. So I can’t even give you an educated guess as to how much more it would hurt.”

posted 9 hours ago with 44 notes
leeriverofwordsjordan asked: "You want me to what?"

hiddenlittlebluebird:

leeriverofwordsjordan:

hiddenlittlebluebird:

"Lee, I need you to kiss me right now, not like I’m your friend, I mean really kiss me. I’ll explain everything later."

"You should’ve said that. That wouldn’t make anyone jealous. Avoid me kisses are very different from make him jealous kisses." Lee looked at his watch. "You have two seconds to decide whether you want to slap me or pull me in by my tie for a better go. Either way to save this effort."

Addy grabbed Lee’s tie and yanked him in to her, their bodies pressed together. She didn’t dare look over at the guy she was trying to make jealous.  Slowly she connected her lips with Lee’s, this time pressing a bit harder, making it look more passionate. All the while in her head four words echoed over and over. I hope this works.

Honestly, he’d been preparing for a slap. He hoped his surprise at the tug helped sell it. One arm circled around her waist and his other hand cradled her cheek. He closed his eyes and tried to think of this as like an elaborate prank that happened to involve kissing. Sell what you’re trying to spin, mate.

posted 9 hours ago with 5 notes

theshortbusblonde:

She reached around the side of the fridge and snagged a small-ish basket. “S’usually just me. So there’s not much space.” Ruby balanced the blankets and held out the basket for him. “So, I guess I like Herbology then. and yeah, a house is useful. Bitch to clean, though.”

"Thank you,"said Lee waving his wand. The items poured into the basket and he grabbed it. "Yep. Growing things. Cleaning? I could help out. Seven pounds an hour. Friend discount."

posted 10 hours ago with 15 notes
leeriverofwordsjordan asked: "You want me to what?"

hiddenlittlebluebird:

leeriverofwordsjordan:

hiddenlittlebluebird:

"Lee, I need you to kiss me right now, not like I’m your friend, I mean really kiss me. I’ll explain everything later."

"As long as we’re clear on the friend thing—"Lee pulled her face towards his with both hands and counted to 15 before pulling away. "Are you avoiding someone?"

Addy felt Lee’s lips against her’s but it wasn’t the kind of kiss she was looking for.  Pulling back a bit she smiled.  “No I’m not avoiding anyone, I’m trying to make that guy over there jealous. Get why I said Kiss me like you really mean it?”

"You should’ve said that. That wouldn’t make anyone jealous. Avoid me kisses are very different from make him jealous kisses." Lee looked at his watch. "You have two seconds to decide whether you want to slap me or pull me in by my tie for a better go. Either way to save this effort."

posted 10 hours ago with 5 notes
leeriverofwordsjordan asked: "You want me to what?"

hiddenlittlebluebird:

"Lee, I need you to kiss me right now, not like I’m your friend, I mean really kiss me. I’ll explain everything later."

"As long as we’re clear on the friend thing—"Lee pulled her face towards his with both hands and counted to 15 before pulling away. "Are you avoiding someone?"

posted 10 hours ago with 5 notes

xdaftdaphne:

leeriverofwordsjordan:

"I’m not the one who just said they see me everywhere they turn."

❝ that’s because i literally see you each
and every time i turn around, jordan. ❞

image

"Do you know what literally means?"

posted 10 hours ago with 5 notes

theshortbusblonde:

She disappeared for a moment, then came back with her arms full of blankets. “I do, yes. Herbs and things for spells. There’s a small back garden plot that I use though, so the front lawn is free for stargazing.”

"Makes sense.Never was patient enough for Herbology.And I have a flat not a house so…" Lee grabbed another thing and balanced it on top of the s’more making ingredients levitating beside him. "We probably need a basket…"

posted 10 hours ago with 15 notes

theshortbusblonde:

leeriverofwordsjordan:

The grumbling was expected. “Is there? Excellent. Probably a no to blue flames, then, though.” Lee smiled. “Kitchen raiding duty.Now that’s something I know how to do.”

"We could sit in my garden!" She really wanted to see the blue flames. "That way we can have blue flames, and extra food if we run out of it."

"Even more excellent,"said Lee grabbing s’more ingredients from her cabinets."Do you even garden?"

posted 10 hours ago with 15 notes

thexmet:

  1. justanewyorkcitydive said: you obvs smell yummy. Also I left you a thingy

tgdfjknfed i don’t want to be spider fooood! homg where?

  1. gretaphasmatosmartin said:*fights to contain laughter*

YOU’RE SUPPOSE TO FIGHT THEM WITH ME

  1. leeriverofwordsjordan said: Lee said he’ll take the spiders away and give them a good home. LEE THAT IS NOT HELPFUL.

WILL HE MAKE THEM STAY AWAY TOOO? LIKE 4EVER?

He says maybe he could look up a spider banishing charm.

posted 10 hours ago with 3 notes

theshortbusblonde:

leeriverofwordsjordan:

"Yes, you did." He grinned wider. "Excellent. Where shall we have this stargazing s’mores fest?"

She shook her head at him, goodnatured grumbling ensuing. But only for a moment. “There’s a park nearby. I’ll pack the blankets, you raid the kitchen for snacks and s’mores supplies?”

The grumbling was expected. “Is there? Excellent. Probably a no to blue flames, then, though.” Lee smiled. “Kitchen raiding duty.Now that’s something I know how to do.”

posted 11 hours ago with 15 notes

scottishkeeper:

"Well, they were Weasleys." He pointed out, "Oh probably, I’m sure Percy got tired of it being everywhere he was." He looked at Lee, "Dunno yet, mum’s got him at Mungos for some tests." 

scottishkeeper

"Pretty sure Percy is a Weasley and doesn’t want his last name to be synonymous with trouble, but yes." Lee’s concern grew. "I’m sorry to hear that.But if he’s your dad, I’ll bet he’s a fighter, too."